FEATURE / How Not To Work


Mike and Dave, two Northern British twats sponging off the state, find themselves pissed up with a case load of cash and the vague memory of a dodgy job offer. But when the sinister Mr. Martin comes to check his ‘task’ has been completed, Mike and Dave must learn to tell the truth or be lost in a lie forever.

No-budget feature film - currently available on Amazon Prime.

Production Company 

Rotten Park Road 

Creative Team

Writer / Director / Editor - Patrick McConnell
Producer / Editor - Lynne Payne
DP / Colourist - Matt Rozier
Production Design - Rick Smith
Sound Recordist - Tim Vickerstaff
Sound Design - Peter Hume

Shot in Leek, Staffordshire, UK

Sales Agent

Marie Adler, Adler Associates, LA


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